Mitch and Titch are walking their dog and they bump into a genie, who gives them a wish

Mitch says "I wish my dog would win crufts"

The genie looks at the dog and says to them "your dog has 3 legs, dreadful fleas, hardly any teeth and is missing one ear. I'm not a miracle worker. Can't you wish for something else?"

Titch goes "ok, I wish Liverpool would win the premiership"

Genie "tell you what, lets have a closer at this doggy"

Posted By: pants, Jan 20, 17:06:51