Funny, no, actually, faintly tedious story ahoy...

Yesterday I selected some Cheese and Onion McCoys from the vending machine. Just as I did this, I realised that Salt and Vinegar McCoys were available, but thought 'oh, it's too late now'. Then the Cheese and Onion got stuck. 'Ho ho ho', I thought to myself, 'that's annoying, but at least I can get Salt and Vinegar McCoys this time round'.

So I put more money in, selected the Salt and Vinegar, rather than the Cheese and Onion, because, if you have been paying attention to the story so far, I would have rather got the Salt and Vinegar the first time around, rather than the Cheese and Onion, which got stuck. Anyway, I put my money in, selected the Salt and Vinegar, and they got stuck too! 'Cuntsacks!!! Now I will have to put more money in to force the crisps out, and will end up with one packet of crisps for the price of three!', I thought to myself. So I put even more money in, selected Salt and Vinegar and luckily, not only did the original Salt and Vinegar come out, but also the second one as well.

FIN.

Posted By: Hertz van Rental, Jan 20, 12:59:40