iirc (from the bloke what came to preach to us at school)

Gideon was a travelling salesman what was doing a bit s**t and feeling low, the telly wasn't working so he couldn't watch a bit of porn to have a 'pick-me-up' w**k. in desperation he turned to the bible which some other f**ker had helpfully left behind, this cheered him up and led him to believe that it was his life's mission to make sure no other traveller was left bored in a hotel room should the porn channels not work

or summat like that

Posted By: Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 11:32:20