to make sure your newly fitted battery is properly charged and wired up right

tale your largest spanner and with wet hands gently lay it across both terminals whilst clenching a stick of semtex between your buttocks. if you hear a load bang and sense a sudden vacuum in the bowel region you can be reasonably sure that you've installed the battery correctly.

happy motoring.

Posted By: Tombs, Jan 14, 15:10:09