How about

Oi, you, cockney cants
Unlike the Murphys, you're definitely bitter
And we've got more points than you
Due to our brilliant manager
Whom we nicked off you illegally
But you won't get any points deducted from us
So bend over and suck it up good'n'proper
You cockney cants
Av a luvverly cuppa rosey leeeeee
An sum jewwied eeeeewls
I suppose you could say your manager was
Doin' the Lambert Walk

Hoy!

Bound to be a winner. if you start it off I'll join in. I'm in the home area, third row back near the dugouts. They didn't clock my Bedfordshire postcode and sent me a ticket they haven't cancelled yet - silly cockerny cants

Posted By: Klubsajook, Jan 11, 19:57:15