Turkey, innit

Toss off some pancetta, bathe in your second best filthy f**king slut olive oil, reserving 100ml; grate a dead mouse into the pan with some roaches and a f**king woodlouse and take the f**king whip to some cream. WHIP THE LIVING BEJAYSUS OUT OF THE CUNT!!!!!

Then go down the pub, drink twelve pints of Wherry ONE FOR EVERY FUCKING DAY OF CHRISTMAS have a w**k in the bath make the missus get in and nine months later BOB'S YOUR UNCLE OR SHOULD I SAY FUCKING BABY!!!!!

Don't forget the horseradish - you little tiger!

Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Dec 25, 15:09:33