I dreamt on Friday night that I scored the first goal

I scored in the first half but failed to come out for the second half - I was in the dressing room shagging two women. It was at this point of course that I realised it was a dream and nothing more.

You might be interested to know that Safs scored the second in a convincing two nil win.

However, I don't imagine this does much to allay anyone's nerves.

Posted By: zoot jazz, May 15, 15:56:01