Loj's Christmas countdown 21-days to go.

I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.

'Have you passed?' I asked.

Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself!' he called proudly. 'No-el plates!'

Posted By: lovely old job, Dec 4, 11:06:32