As there seems to be some disquiet over my respect for KDDD's and Jumbo!'s answers to the

previous dilemma there now follows a new dilemma for you all to get your teeth into:

What about if, right, say you had just done some chips from the one opposite the Bird Cage and a stunning Emma wheeled up on a Grifter, did a doughnut on the chippy grass, fell off, throwing her skirts asunder and legs akimbo whilst shouting "your chips were s**t weren't they ponce?"

Would you kneel down beside her and balance some chip forks in the shape of a pyramid on her cotton-covered mary or would you zoom off down the alley, go right up to the window of Pizza Express on St Benedict's, do a star jump and then kneel down on all fours like some sort of horse, or dog?

hmmm?

hmmm?

Which of those two things, when presented with a situation such as that, do you think you would do?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:47:04