What about if, right, say you had just done a Banger Stop sausage with chilli relish near
Davey Place when a skittish Dominique flitted up to you and put her Danish near your serviette whilst whispering "how was your f**king sausage?".
Would you lift her mini skirt and push cocktail sticks into her tights near her clump or would you run off down Gentleman's Walk, lie down outside Captain A's and pretend you are living art installation, like some sort of Henry Moore twisty?
hmmm?
hmmm?
which of those two things do you think you would do?
Posted By: malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:14:14
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- I'd tell her to mind her fucking business and shove my sausage down her gullet
Posted By: stringersrevenge, Dec 3, 14:41:58 - I'd lay down outside Captain A's.
Posted By: lovely old job, Dec 3, 14:29:31 - lol
Posted By: pants, Dec 3, 14:20:59 - 3I would deffo...
Posted By: Jumbo1, Dec 3, 14:20:00 - 5doesn't seem like this one was much of a dilemma. mbk
Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:19:53 - 10cock tummy slapdance
Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 3, 14:19:30 - Captain A's of course!!! Is it still open and any good??
Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 3, 14:18:57 - option number b, deffo
Posted By: Ralf Scrampton, Dec 3, 14:18:29 - Yay!
Posted By: Old Git, Dec 3, 14:18:06 - I'd definitely get wrong with the cocktail sticks, so "Henry Moore twisty".
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 14:17:46 - Captain A's twisty thing, obviously
Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 14:16:26 - 6first three answers suggest cocktail sticks and clump not going to be popular
Posted By: camcan, Dec 3, 14:16:25 - Henry Moore
Posted By: Steve in Holland, Dec 3, 14:15:43 - As I am already a proven art installation, the latter
Posted By: duke of york, Dec 3, 14:15:26 - b
Posted By: camcan, Dec 3, 14:15:01
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