Hi Ryan, thanks for dropping by. Sorry about the silly answers you've been getting so far

That's this board, I'm afraid, always winding people up! Here's a more sensible approach

1 So after relegation last year what are you r plans this year? are you aiming for automatic promotion?

Ideally we'd like to finish safely in midtable. Promotion would be a disaster because we have so many "promotion bonus" clauses in players' contracts that we couldn't afford it, and anyway, who wants to go up and get thrashed every week? Relegation wouldn't be TOO bad since a lot of expensive players would leave and we could clear out some deadwood, but 13 or 14 would be ideal.

2. You started the season with Gunn in charge then switched to Lambert after he left Colchester are fans happier with the latter?

No way. Lambert has been a total disaster. He has no connection with the club or the fans. Bryan Gunn was a Club Legend and It's A Disgrace that he was sacked. Most fans would have him back in a heartbeat.

3. How were your transfer dealings in the transfer and loan market any good signings?

Look out for for our big summer signing, Ozzie star Michael Theoklitos - a truly astonishing keeper. If he turns up, of course! (Ha ha - in joke there, sorry!) Rhoys Wiggins was another brilliant capture. We wasted some money on so-called "big names" like Holt - all he does is score goals, there's no team play or link up work.

4. Are you looking forward to/have played any teams this year?

I think we've had the main attractions already in Carlisle and Exeter

5. What has been your general style of play/tactics this year? Is this likely to change for the game against Oldham?

We tend to pass the ball sideways in midfield beefore it goes back to Big Gary Doherty for a HOOOOOF. I don't think we'll change that for you.

6. You currently lie 3rd after beating Southend 0-3 on Tuesday , fair result?

No, they were robbed

7. Who are Norwich?s key player/players? Who should the Oldham fans keep an eye out for on Saturday?

Watch out for the assistant kit man, he's a little star. Matty Pattinson is always fun, especially when he does his Tiger Woods impersonation.

8. Who do you think will win League One this season? Any outsiders or surprises?

Looks like Southampton are making a strong run, especially if they get that 10 point deduction overturned on appeal

9. How do you think Oldham will do this season?

No offence mate - but you're SHIT AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH

10 And finally, what score do you think the game will be on Tuesday?

9-0

Posted By: Old Git, Dec 3, 10:05:13