I think, actually, all you need to do is read the one word paras he sprinkles in. ie -

"So perhaps I should stop now.

Cos, right now, things appear to be going rather well.

They are, for example, scoring goals for fun.

Ie in a hole.

Like Chrissy Martin and Grant Holt, those two made hay as McLaughlin twinkled.

But right now, it smells right.

And then there is January. And the transfer window.

For now, however, just enjoy the ride; what January brings can wait for another day."

Made as much sense as the entire article, that, and in a fifth of the time.

Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Dec 1, 18:30:14