I was waiting to board a plane and there were a couple behind me

refusing to go into the right queue (Easyjet), moaning about this that and the other, beautiful english people abroad.

I decided not to look behind at them as I didn't want to indluge them.

We get on the flight, the next thing I hear is "Can we have two double seatbelts".

Not wanting to stereotype or owt.

But I thought you'd gone all macrobiotic Tomby?

Posted By: camcan, Dec 1, 12:29:35