there 'ent you know, and it's wrong to lie to children

Mrs Scrampton called me a bad man for telling Scrampton Jnr No 1 that all his presents really came from Mummy & Daddy, i figured why let a fat man in red appear the hero?

he was too young to understand and i won't be doing that again this year

Posted By: Ralf Scrampton, Dec 1, 10:51:58