Zooist.

I'd like to do zoo stuff. Looking after lions and tigers, showing wolves to Ben Fogles, reprimanding gibbons for w**king in front of nuns, reward gibbons if they learn to throw it at nuns afterwards, cleaning pachyderms with a massive great big sweeping brush, throwing fishes to penguins, building artificial promontories for meerkats to peer off the top of.

If all of that sort of thing was my job I'd be as happy as a pig in s**t.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Nov 25, 16:05:08