"Quite apart from my considerably superior height and dark hair...

...I wouldn?t be seen dead wearing beige.

It all would have been laughable but by the time my lawyer materialised we had pulled into the station in London, the British Transport Police had been called in and I was being dragged along the platform screaming, ?I can?t walk, I can?t walk.? I tried to nut the copper who was dragging me, my legs hurt so much, and eventually they got me a wheelchair but it was all so crazy I ended up breaking into a loud rendition of I Fought The Law as they wheeled me off" - lead singer Mark Shaw of 80s 'super group' Then Jerico...

If you can be arsed to read the full article and it is of Big Feller proportions it's here and well worth the effort: User Posted Link

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Nov 24, 17:02:56