You'd know if the were fake mate...

...I once jumped in to bed with a lady I thought I knew well...after the early preliminary exercises we started to get down to the main event...as it was dark my eyes were not too focussed so off came her top and then her bra - BANG BANG - one tit smacked me in each eye like a couple of air cushions firing off from the steering wheel and passenger dash in a BMW 3 series...turns out she was packing a space hopper on either side and no amount of two handage action could cup one even vageuly succesfully...

They were too big and it put me right off...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Nov 24, 13:08:10