"Celery, celery, if she won't come I'll tickle her bum with a bunch of celery"

While they throw bunches of celery around

Admittedly my version doesn't sound VERY like this but it was enough to fool an inquisitive 6 year old (largely because there's a stallholder in the Northcote Road market who shouts something like that). I've never been able to fess up what the true words are.

Posted By: Old Git, Nov 24, 10:09:11