Everything that's great about football.
Unless you support one of the Boring Four, of course, and resent the fact that someone so good could resist sitting on your bench. But if that's you, then you can f**k right off.
Incidentally, I saw Le Tissier on my first day working at Gatwick Airport. As I came into work, I saw that he'd lined up four plastic chairs outside the shop and fallen asleep. I started work at noon.
Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 12, 18:56:47
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