You know, if Derek Fucking Acorah really has got the Dead Phone Book

to hand, and he can bell up anyone he wants, you'd think he'd do the world a favour and get Jesus on, find out if it's all true.

"Nah, we was just having a laugh, innit? Dad really was a carpenter, me Mum just made up all that stuff about angels and that."

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Nov 12, 17:23:26