Where I come from, all females are locked in a room, each with a monkey

and the monkey has to answer a series of general questions

Whether he answers 20 right or wrong, there's a small dispenser next to the females, and they dispense a banana, for the female to peel and give to the monkey

Depending on how many he gets right, contributes to what they have for meals

If he gets 5 out of 20 right, He gets basic food like vegetables

If he gets 10, lesser important foods are dispensed like wotsits, quavers and those white things you get at half time in churches

If he gets 15, the dispenser allows a full day of meals from cereals, milk, fruit, meat, and walnut whips

Anymore from 15-20, and a small capsule of special white liquid dispensed to the female and she has to insert it accordingly in order to breed

Whilst this happens, in order for us to survive outside of Be-ndor and study earth, we watch and analyse countless re runs of Wacaday, No 73 and Crosswits (never a cross word!), whilst drinking anchovy milkshakes and munching Jaspers biscuits (which I have mentioned already today)

On Fridays we listen to Russ Conway

Posted By: perspicacious, Nov 6, 21:40:10