I landed on this planet yesterday, on a tub of Stork margerine, which I have since found

out is not on sale anymore. If anything was to go in transit, I had a small parachute neatly rolled up in a packet of Jaspers biscuits. Which to my utter displeasure so far, I can't find or procure in shops either

I found this site today by mistake, whilst looking for the wotb (world of travel books).

After some musing, I have decided to stay.

Posted By: perspicacious, Nov 6, 19:01:10

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