The Forty Foot in Parson Cross (on my route to/from work) have a bonfire in thier beer con

crete as tall as the pub itself. They had to put up a crude handwritten sign saying "No more wood" towards the end of last week, but the wood kept on arriving, so they have made two smaller bonfires. Those ones are only about as tall as the first floor of the pub, so tiny in comparison.

I tells yer, if you've done a moider and need to dispose of a body, take it to the Forty Foot today before they light it tonight - problem solved.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 14:08:59