We had a guinea pig that was, for a guinea pig, doing OK and had lived for a year or so...

...he/she/it lived in a box in our kitchen...one day a lezzer* mate of my mum's came round for tea and she brought her dog with her...

Said dog looked at the box in the kitchen, guinea pig looked out of box in the kitchen, both animals eyeballed each other from a decent amount of distance and then dog turned away to lick his balls or something...

Guinea pig had a heart attack on the spot and f**ked off this mortoil coil...

What a liver bellied cowardly w**ker that guinea pig was...

*Height of the middle class mum's coming out and doing the whole Greenham Common thang whilst hubby paid the bills...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:50:32