ideas for new tv programmes on the beeb

Homophobes On Ice - Gaybashers partner up and compete against bears to become the figure skating double act of the year. Bears have the handicap of not being allowed to bring their own boots.

Cult Lottery - Members of extreme religious factions pray to their deities in order to be able to predict the weeks lottery numbers. If they get the numbers wrong they get put in prison without a trial under the terroism act until only one remains.

Draggers Den - Pedophiles who committed crimes several years ago are brought in front of a jury of Pete Waterhouse, Alan Titchmarsh, Anne Robinson and Russel Brand. They are set a task to carry out with underage children and have to resist the temptation to ply them with drugs and sodomise them.

Posted By: Dave in France, Oct 22, 21:52:34