Flew one in '68 in 'nam during the Tet Offensive - me and Pat 'Clunky' Peterson were

seconded to a Yank special ops team, stationed in Ha Tinh just down the coast from Hong Linh. We were helping to maintain a small fleet of AH-1G Cobras, mostly to do with putting araldite on tears in the cheap vinyl-covered seating.

One night me and Clunky got called up for a black op going into Vi Xuyen at night, we got so arse-fannied on an exotic mix of fizzies, goop and roofies that Clunky fell out, right through the side door, over Bac Can.

An pigf**k-ugly c**t of a German rambler found him in 1982 in Thac Ba. He was living in a plastic mug, wearing a rabbitskin tunic and had tied his cock to a large, root vegetable - he was surrounded by 2,157 used dunkies.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 22, 09:50:48