ATTN all old disgusting vile smelly rank putrid men who smell of piss

When you get on a bus in west London and there's over a dozen seats availlable to you, half of them double seaters, can you kindly cease and desist looking for where I'm sat and decide that's the best place to park yourself. And if for whatever unkown illogical reason you decide you need to sit next to me please please please refrain from snorting and sneezing, blowing your nose with a disgusting old hanky, and most of all rubbing your nasty old leg up against mine, like the old man did this morning. Because I really don't want to have to kick an old man in the balls at 8.30 in the morning.

That is all.

Posted By: stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 09:30:19