Train journey from Lowestoft

1250 service from Lowestoft to Norwich.
Full of City fans, obviously. A smattering of local Leeds fans, enjoying their first match day for 10 years I guess, and low and behold the bravest or stupidest man in Europe enters our carriage. The sound of dozens of jaws hitting the floor in unison is a rare aural delight. Bold as brass, girlfriend on arm, a scummer in full battle dress takes his seat! The sickly blue polyester stood out like a dirty blackhead on porcelain skin. Cue abuse. SCUM SCUM SCUM! came the cry from around. Surely he was alighting at Oulton Broad? No, he was going all the way to God`s own city! On arrival, he legged it out of the station under the scornful eyes of Transport Police.
You couldn`t make it up

Posted By: LowestoftBoy, Aug 28, 09:35:24