Why does everyone take my court statements so f**king seriously?

In fact, why does everyone take court so f**king seriously?

You try to have a bit of a laugh and you get banged up! My responses are no more criminal than that woman who went up to airport security the day after 9/11 and went "I've got a bomb in my bag, mate." (Actually, that may have been Zlatan Ibrahimovic, I forget.)

Anyway - not guilty. This country!

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:25:48