I think this is rather good

Ronnie Sajeev is a neat touch.

OFFICIAL MAIL FOR YOU, AND YOU ALONE.
ATTENTION: MEAD
I AM BARRISTER CHUKWUEMEKA KALU THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY AND ADVICER TO LATE MR. MARK MEAD, AN AMERICAN CITIZEN AND ENGINEER WITH HALLIBURTON NIGERIA LIMITED, A MULTINATIONAL COMPANY, WITH AREA OFFICE HERE IN PORT-HARCOURT, RIVER-STATE NIGERIA.
I AM CONTACTING YOU ON THE DEATH OF ENGINEER MARK MEAD WHO WAS MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD BY HIS EX-WIFE THERESA, MR. MARK MEAD WAS KILLED BY THE EX-WIFE WHEN SHE DISCOVERED THAT THE HUSBAND HAS CHANGED HIS WILL INCLUDING HIS FUNDS HERE AND ESTATE IN FAVOUR OF AN INDONESIA PARTNER MR.RONNIE SAJEEV. WITH THE RECENT TSUNAMI DISASTER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT MR.RONNIE SAJEEV DIED ON HIS VISIT TO INDONESIA IN CELEBRATION OF THE RAMADAN FEAST.
HAVING MADE THIS DISCOVERY THE FUND AND THE ESTATE IS PRESENTLY BEING CONTROLLED BY ME, THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO THE LATE ENGINEER.WITH THE RECENT LETTER FROM THE BANK FOR THE DUMANCY OF THE SAID ACCOUNT,I HAVE NOTICED WITH MY INVESTIGATION THAT MR. MARK MEAD HAS THE SUM OF USD$25,000,000:00(TWENTY FIVE MILLION )DEPOSITED INTO THE SAID ACCOUNT, I HAVE REPLIED TO THE BANK FOR AN EXTENSION OF TWO WEEKS TO ENABLE ME PRESENT THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE ACCOUNT, IT IS ON THIS I AM SEEKING YOUR FOREIGN PARTNERSHIP AS TO ENABLE ME PRESENT YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN/BENEFICIARY OF THE SAID FUND AND ESTATE,FOR THE RELEASE OF THE SAID FUNDS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT PENDING MY ARRIVAL THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT.
I HAVE RESOLVED TO OFFER YOU 25% OF THE SAID SUM FOR THIS ROLE.
5% HAS BEEN SET ASIDE FOR RE-IMBURESEMENT OF ANY INCIDENTAL EXPENSES IN THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSFER.
IT IS IMPORTANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I HERE WITH MY POSITION AS AN
ATTORNEY WILL SECURE EVERY LEGAL DOCUMENTS TO EFFECT THIS CHANGE HERE IN MY COUNTRY WITHOUT ANY RISK ON YOUR SIDE,THE ONLY ROLE I REQUIRE FROM YOU IS THE PROVISION OF THE UTILISATION(SOURCE) ACCOUNT AND THE CONFIDENTIALITY OF EVERY STEP THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY, FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE MY PROFESSION TO PROTECT AS A LEGAL PRACTITIONER.
TO EFFECT THIS CHANGE IN YOUR FAVOUR I SHALL REQUIRE YOUR NAME IN FULL AND CONTACT ADDRESS.
PLEASE CONTACT ME ON THIS E- MAIL ADDRESS FOR MORE
DETAILS:(barrchikelu@walla.com)
Yours faithfully,
BARR CHUKWUEMEKA KALU

Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 27, 11:03:51