with a recommended daily calorie intake of 2,500 calories per day

all i need to do is learn how to sleep for 33 hours a day and i'm laughing (though i reckon laughing would burn more calories than sleeping does)

or alternatively i could do:

Sitting / resting 29 hours
Reading 29 hours
Talking on phone 29 hours
Writing 29 hours
(so turning pages or jaw-wagging seems to have little impact)
Standing 26
Sex - foreplay 21
Studying 16
Driving 14
Brush teeth 12 (would an electric toothbrush be cheating?)
Walk / run play with kids 8
Showering 8 (there is no way showering is more execise than running round after Scrampton Jnr)
Sex - intercourse 7
Painting House 6

Posted By: Ralf Scrampton, Sep 25, 13:52:33