Member of the BBB? (Boorish Bumpkin Brigade)?

Reading the latest 'missives' from some of the 'great unwashed' below it seems appropriate to categorize our fanbase on the WOTB message board.

If you can say 'no' to any of the below questions you are, by definition, an ignorant yokel who should be barred from inflicting their ill-thought rants on others here.

1. Can you string a sentence together without recourse to swearing, word abbreviations or deviation from the topic. Yes or no?

2. Did you go to university (univesities that were formerly polytechnics fo not count). Yes or no?

3. Have you ever been taught grammar and/or Latin thus rendering you capable of speaking and writing in the correct vernacular? Yes or no?

4. Do you work outside the farming or poultry factory environment. Yes or no.

5. Is your mother not also your sister, lover and wife. Yes or no?

6. Do you refuse to wear lumberjack shirts, listen to country and western music and avoid bugg*ring strangers who visit your village. Yes or no?

Toodle pip and chocks away!

Posted By: trumpton riots, Aug 26, 14:15:12