3 things I learnt at the tennis today,

1. People who have them banging stick things should have them inserted in their arse.

2. Shouting,"Get on with it Murray, you t**t!" is frowned upon when it's gone a bit quiet. I got got pulled out by the stuurds. They let me back in only because they agreed that he is a t**t and the missus told them that I wouldn't do it again.

3. Tennis is still s**t.

Posted By: NCFC4life, Sep 20, 23:20:08