You'll regret it if you put it off.

When my Dad and five year old Lad got season tickets together for the first time they were sat next to two of the most impossibly horrible c**ts that you could imagine. They had a very odd, irrational hatred of Drury, and called him a 'useless c**t' everytime he touched the ball , along with much other c**tish behaviour. This was in the Family Enclosure btw. I basically sat on my hands for the first four or five games whenever i had the ticket. I did then ask them to tone it down and they just stared blankly ahead. It did stop them a bit but they must have had some form of Bastard Tourettes ' cos they didn't seem able to help themselves.

One sweet moment was when Drury scored the equaliser against Boro. I did a fist pump in their faces.

One of them sits in the Snake Pit now. Unfortunately they've been replaced by someone who farts a lot.

Posted By: Small, Sep 20, 20:08:32