BREAKING NEWS

After reading the latest edition of Hong Kong fattie, Dean Ashton sensationally wripped up his contract extension and has issued a come and get me plea to Newscastle. " the lads have told me about this guy" commented Ashton, " he reduced the talent that was Daryl Sutch into a nervous wreck on the pitch and i don't want this to happen to me" On asked why Newcastle, Ashton responded" simple really, iwant to be as far away from Norwich as possible come october!

Sorry Dave xxx

Posted By: Llewellyn02, Aug 26, 13:02:31