A rabbit goes into a pub and says to the barman "Got any carrots?"

The barman replies "I'm terribly sorry sir, we don't have any carrots".

The next day the rabbit returns to the pub and says to the barman "Got any carrots?".

The barman replies "I told you yesterday, we don't have any carrots".

The next day the rabbit returns to the pub and says to the barman "Got any carrots?".

The barman replies "Listen mate - I've told you we don't have any carrots".

The next day the rabbit returns to the pub and says to the barman "Got any carrots?".

The barman replies "I've told you!! We don't have any f**king carrots".

The next day the rabbit returns to the pub and says to the barman "Got any carrots?".

The barman replies "That's it! The next tim you f**king come in here and ask for f**king carrots, I'm going to nail your f**king ears to the bar!"

The next day the rabbit returns to the pub and says to the barman "Got any nails?".

The barman replies "No, I don't have any nails!"

The rabbit says "Got any carrots?".

Posted By: malkybarkid, Sep 17, 12:58:22