A snail goes into a pub on Christmas Eve and orders a double brandy

'Fuck off', says the barman, 'we don't serve snails', and he picks it up and throws it out of the door.

Next Christmas Eve, the snail is back. It crawls up onto the bar, looks the barman sternly in the eye and says 'Oi, what was that for?'

Posted By: Old Git, Sep 17, 12:52:34