OK, so the psychotic leprechaun has yet again failed to win a game of football this evening, this time at home to Nottingham Forest, who were so s**t last season that they gave us a faint glimmper of hope that we might finish ahead of them.
In the light of this, when do YOU think that the man fired by Man Utd despite all his achievements for slagging off his younger team-mates on video will finally flip his Haaland-smashing lid?
I'm sticking with 3 October. Winner gets a razor and a book on how to own pet dogs without looking like a nutbar.
Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 15, 21:58:23
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