"We'd hate to feel that anyone felt they we're obliged to bring a gift ...

... your company on our special day is quite enough, however if anyone would like to give us a present, we have arranged for a list to be kept with Debenhams department store. Alternatively, you could buy us this f**king lovely but hugely expensive computer keyboard.

See you in July!"

Posted By: roywallerslovechild, Aug 26, 10:39:30