I've told this story before on here but I went to a fancy do in that London once and they'

d paid for an illusionist to go round doing some really very impressive stuff.

I'd had a few too many and started following him around saying, 'nah it's a trick', 'it's a trick' when he was doing his thang.

Eventually he snapped and grabbed me by the lapel and dragged me into a corner and said "I know it's a trick, and you know it's a trick, now shut the f**k up or I'll put one on you."

Great days.

Posted By: jafski, Sep 10, 15:57:55