Not as though you think "I'm gonna make myself into a hero here" - although I suppose some people do.
It's like the time I was walking in the park and I saw a group of 20 16st, body building blokes tormenting an OAP who had served his country during two world wars.
They picked up his little jack russell, placed it in a sack with some rocks in & chucked it in the pond. When the old man complained they threw him in too, even tho he was saying he couldn't swim.
Without a thought for my own safety I dived straight int o the pond & proceeded to rescue the old man, sitting him safely on the bank before diving back in for his beloved pet. The only companion he has he later told me.
With dog & owner both safe I commenced chasing the culprits & beat them all up.
BAM! BIFF! WHAMMO!
I declined all interview requests from the local media. But then that's just me.
Posted By: South_West_Canary, Sep 8, 13:34:56
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