A middle aged woman, having had no success in her love-life, went to see her doctor about having no man.
This was a Chinese doctor, who examined the unfortunate woman thoroughly; at the same time taking to himself: Awww. Tewwible, tewwible.
Oh, Lord, what is it, Doc? Is there something wrong, the woman replied.
Aww. I'm a afwaid you have got the Ed Zaccery disease.
"My goodness, is it lethal, can it be cured, what is it, the woman now anxiously says.
I tell you, replies the Chinese doc.
The Ed Zaccary disease, is a, when ya face look a, ed zaccery the same as your arse- ah.
I'll get me coat.
Posted By: Molmans Custard, Sep 2, 20:18:06
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