Further to the question "who the f**k are these people?"

Looking at last Satdee's team:

Forster - who? When I left everyone was moaning about the fact we had about 19 ghoulies. But I'm sure this bloke wasn't one of them. I now know that the Klitoris let in 7 on debut and will only ever appear again in trivia quizzes, but what's happened to all the others?

Otsemobor - yup, know him, worse luck

Nelson - nope. Good Norfolk name, though, excellent

Askou - nope, a Canary Call classic in the making

Drury - huzzah!

McVeigh - huzzah!

Smith - is this ickle Korey? If so huzzah!

Hughes - shudder. Can't help it, it's a reflex, no player called Hooves will ever make me feel positive ever again

Lappin - WHAT? Didn't he run off with Lord Lucan and Shergar about 10 years ago? Was he just left at the back of the cupboard or something?

Cureton - the Banjo Boy Rides Again

Holt - I think I remember him, Gunny signed him from Forest or something? He's scored looods in the lower leagues before so will no doubt dry up completely now he's with us (see Cureton)

Actually I know quite a lot of them, that's cheered me up a bit
Subs: Rudd, Stephens, Adeyemi (for McVeigh, 71), Whaley, McDonald (for Smith, 90), Martin, Daley (for Cureton, 78

Posted By: Old Git, Sep 1, 13:55:27