Last year at Easter, me and Titty went to visit Suzie and Tim Frobisher-Frobisher up at

their pile in the Highlands. Trent and Marjorie flew in from Malta and brought their spaniel Diana. On the Saturday we played a couple of rounds of Canasta and then Blizzard, Tim's man brought the sherry into the parlour. We demolished the bottle and started on the Bolly.

The girls got a bit squiffy and suggested tennis and went off to change. We'd had a couple of games of doubles when the girls ran off into the grounds giggling. Soon they returned and we resumed playing. It became obvious after a while that they'd retired to remove their panties.

Trent hit a vicious backhand which bounced hard off the court, straight up Suzie's dress. She fell over backwards, legs akimbo, the ball had entered her mott. We had to use Diana's rabbiting skills to retrieve it.

During the night I went downstairs for a glass of water and saw Tim giving Marjorie a right good seeing to in the games room. Diana was behind him, licking his balls.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Aug 28, 13:00:14