Wimmin always like that as you look like a home-maker... and it's not far to the bedroom.
This ALWAYS does the trick for me....
For the pasta sauce cook some onions and mushrooms then add a tin of condensed mushroom soup, and a tin of tuna, and a few dried herbs. Then add the cooked pasta.
Linguine or tagliette works well as they slurp it up and lose their inhibitions. Also get her a bottle of beer and watch her lips as she drinks from it.
Posted By: Larry Hagman, Aug 25, 22:31:19
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