What about, right, say you had just done a swing and a slide at Somerleyton Gardens when a

buxom, but idiotic, Francesca zoomed up right quick on a scooter and slowly put beans near your toes whilst pushing her flute up her summer dress saying "Don't go to sleep near the Childrens Area". Would you run off down Trinity Street fast and star jump near a yummy mummy outside the church shouting "You must come round, I do a mean pasta" or would you nick her flute and tickle her heavy f**kers with a Lark feather?

mmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Aug 25, 12:15:21