Here's one, this fella has erectile disfunction, and the doctor suggests an elephants

trunk as an implant, and the patient accepts

It works, but a side effect of it is he's hard quite a lot of the time

So him and his mrs are out one night in a restaurant, and it's killing him how hard it is. So his wife tells him to undo his trousers and let it out, no one will notice under the table

So he did, and with that, his trunk dick, leapt out and grab a bun off the table

Wife "that was brilliant, do it again, do it again"

Man "I'd love to, but I don't think I can fit another bun up my arse"

Posted By: pants, Aug 19, 11:17:57