Tonight will be the first time since I was a nipper that I will be experiencing the delights of watching football from a standing terrace.
Experience tells me I should take a small stool (lol) to stand on, but does anyone have any other top tips for terrace life?
E.g. What type of bottle is best for having a sly piss into? How does one identify and avoid 'c**ts', or subtly move away from them?
Posted By: Hertz van Rental, Aug 18, 13:49:58
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