What about, right, say you had just done a twiddle in the cludgies near Andersons where

you can buy Doc Martens and cheap, imitation Sta-Prest when a corpulent Sarah scooted up right quick and balanced some pips on your Onitsuka Tigers saying "Love me, love my pips, love my puffay vulvar". Would you run up outside the Forum and shout "Skateboarding grungey f**kers!" or would you pull the elastic of her blouse so that it pinged back onto her haggard wangers?

mmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Aug 17, 13:49:28