What about, right, say you had just come back from fishing at Elsing Pits and were in the

city near Geralds when a starched Phyllis skipped up right quick, squatted and silently put berries on your Converse whilst whispering " My toot is nearly touching the ground". Would you zoom fast round the corner into Dogfish and shout "Pull your f**king trousers up!" at a skinny lad with checked pumps on or would you raise her gently by the arms and nestle your debit card between her milky wappers?

mmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Aug 13, 12:21:17